Monday, September 24, 2007
Finallllllllly! good to be back people yeah!? Good!
I revive my blog with an event that happened 1 month or so... whateva. 1st September 2007. Teacher's Day. Yay...YAWN. What is the best thing about Teacher's day to you? Teachers? I dunno. To me, the best thing issss. reuninting with old buddies, pals, and (enemy) Mikey all from 6/9 of SHPS. Yo guys how's it going yeah? Ok...first stop, see the teachers say hi watchthedamnconcertthensaymorehisblablabla. Ms Ng, Ms Joyce Tan (OMG SHERMBERSME!), Mdm Yio, Mrs Zahira, Mrs Yani. Wow.
Then, came the fun part. A rumor was passed around saying 6/9 was meeting on the 2nd floor and were leaving for Tampines Mall. Ran up, said hi to all of them, yo wassup and whatnot. Moving along, we played in the arcade, ate lunch together, and then split up. After four hours together, what a day! Great Class Reunion and looking forward to the next one!
posted at [6:30 AM]
Monday, February 5, 2007
The old folks' home were running out of money to buy food and drinks and the sorts. "If only SOMEONE would bring money here...." The manager was lamenting. Soon, a anonymous boy gave a whopping $10000000. Here's his story:...
My father always give me $10 per day. I found that since I had so much money, I should have given it to charity. I saved $5 everyday. Before I knew it, I had saved $10000000. I knew that the old folks' needed money more than I did. So I gave it to charity. Here's some advice. Don't participate in those 'Please call to give money'. Give it to their doorstep!
posted at [10:56 PM]
"Hm... I wonder if I could find this equation." The paper read: Is 19204832139029438 divisible by 3? "Trust me, Readers it may seem simple but when you are in a test you can lose your count due to nervousness. And by the way, I'm currently BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!" Suddenly he decided to try a method he had been thinking of for a long time but never had the chance to test. "1+9+2+0+................ =... Eureka! I hereby conclude that 19204832139029438 is divisible by 3. If you wanna find out my method... try adding them all together and dividing it by 3. Hoozah! Now all shall benefit by my new method. I shall try to unlock more secrets of Mathematics!" And thus many shortcuts were made. And still are.
posted at [10:49 PM]
Sunday, January 28, 2007
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HARDEST SUBJECT!?!!1111oneone!
'Huff...Huff... Run...Keep running!...' Herken shouted to Plaker. 'I'm...Still. Right behind you!...' The sounds of footsteps was followed by shouts piercing the silent night.
'Kill them all!!! That person owes us money! And they will pay in money or BLOOD including his friend!!!!!!' This was followed by a cheer of rage.
The two men reached a split in the path. They quickly split up and ran away. But once Herken heard his guilty friend being targeted by the loan sharks, he tried to save him. 'Hey Blockhead! Over here!' He shouted. He ran into the alley and was glad to see his enemies chasing him. He then smiled his last smile as he was stabbed, slashed, and murdered.
After he was sure they'd gone away, Plaker looked at his friend's mangled body, lifeless with sorrow and joy.
'Thank you...Old friend...You saved me from a fate worse than death...'
He turned away and mourned for eternity.
posted at [11:46 PM]
'Oh no! What do I do...What do I do!!!' Bobby said. The test was tomorrow and it carried 90% of his overall marks. Only problem? He didn't study. And if he failed this exam, he was a shoo-in for staying back for one year while the rest of the class make for the next school. 'Hmm... I got it!'
The next day, he managed to get 90 marks upon 100. And what did he tell his friends? 'I actually studied through the whole night and also this morning asked my friend, Ken to help me.'
Everyone can succeed with hard work.
posted at [11:37 PM]
Sunday, January 21, 2007
There was once a boy who found a $100 note on the floor in school. He showed it to his friends, and everyone was way too jealous. 'Oh great. Mr Rich Kid is being a fancy showoff.' Unfortunately, before he got home, he found that he lost it. He was around seaching for it. Then, a boy from his class found the note lying on the class floor. 'Cool! Wait a minute...this was... nooo.... It's mine now!... Nah, I should return it...OK I will.' And the boy was practicing honesty and fighting temptation.
posted at [11:33 PM]
Ok first post for me on this blog is: Welcome to Planet CRuSH's 'Hear Our Say' Project. It is a Internet safety lesson and I must say it's fantastically fun!
posted at [11:31 PM]